Scary: Forget Face-Eating Zombies, Beware the Demonic Shape-Shifters
If you thought face-eating zombies were scary, you’d better brace yourself.
The conspiracy theorists are all abuzz with the latest supernatural phenomenon: The reptilian shape-shifter.
The shape-shifter, a staple in mythology and horror movies, is an entity that can mimic anything it sees in order to camouflage itself or to carry out an evil deed undetected.
Conspiracy theorists claim that some of the most influential people in the world are not actually people; they are, in fact, evil, demonic reptiles trapped inside human forms.
When these humanoids are exposed, confronted by a true religious believer, passionate, or in a trance, they will lose their human shapes and the inner reptile will appear in fleeting moments.
The award-winning forensic researchers in various YouTube communities have released several grainy videos that allegedly depict various news anchors, talking heads, politicians and yes, A-list celebrities of shape shifting into reptilian like creatures.
YouTube narrators painfully dissect the videos frame by frame in order to highlight the humanoid’s transformation; one video of an interview with Brad Pitt, for example, illustrates that the actor has reptilian pupils.
Durant powers Thunder past LeBron’s Heat 105-94
By BRIAN MAHONEY
Posted Jun 13 2012 1:22AM
OKLAHOMA CITY (AP) Kevin Durant delivered the fourth quarter LeBron James never could last year.
So forget those NBA Finals jitters at the start. Durant and the young Thunder showed they have already figured out how to finish.
Durant scored 17 of his 36 points in another nightmarish final period for James and his team, leading a Thunder storm that overwhelmed the Heat and gave Oklahoma City a 105-94 victory over Miami in Game 1 on Tuesday night.
“That’s what they do, they keep on coming,” Heat coach Erik Spoelstra said. “They’re relentless.”
Teaming with Russell Westbrook to outscore the Heat in the second half by themselves, Durant struck first in his head-to-head matchup with James, who had seven points in the final quarter and was helpless to stop the league’s three-time scoring champion.
“Well, those guys, they came out on fire. They were passing the ball well, knocking down shots. We just wanted to continue to keep playing,” Durant said. “It’s a long game, and every time our coach was just saying play harder, play harder, and that’s what we did.”
Westbrook turned around a poor shooting start to finish with 27 points, 11 assists and eight rebounds for the Thunder, keying a strong finish to the third period that gave the Thunder the lead for good.
Nearly 15 years ago when Can-I-Bus went in on the G.O.A.T. aka L.L. Cool J., many, like myself was rooting for the underdog. But forwarding to 2012, I’m sure many, like myself are like WTHH (what the hell happened). I don’t know. I doubt he knows. Well, yes he does. Just give him his notepad and he’ll answer all your questions. Is this a joke on the Second Round Knock Out hit maker? Sort of, but he started it.
See for yourself.
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